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Obscure Founding Fathers Facts

Ah, the 4th of July. Every year since my homeland became an actual country, several things have been fairly consistent in their occurrence on this day. Fireworks get shot off; some tool drinks too much and vomits on… Read More

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Evan J. Pretzer

Freelance writer. Sometimes have been a staff reporter.

Obscure Founding Fathers Facts